Intervention

I spend too much time on the internet, because the internet is cancer and every website I'm addicted to is a chunk of the tumorous cancer host.

Facebook is by far the heart of the disease. Which is pretty just to say about most internet users, especially nearest my age group. How can I keep my mittens off such a wonderful website full of gossip, trolling, fake love/hate relationships, and the adults that keep certain addicts from showing their true colors. Relationships are few found in the News Feed, but often lit up with comments and likes. If it's not FBO (Facebook Official) it might as well never have happened. Speaking of never happened, pics or it didn't.

Hey you!

Yeah you! You're awesome. No really I mean it. Look at what your wearing it's so coordinated. There's no way mommy picked that out for you. You just went all out this morning I like the spunk. Look at those killer shoes! Go ahead look I can wait for you. Done? Awesome shoes by the way. You have such a pretty smile, everytime you've smiled while reading this I've noticed. It looked awesome. Those eyes are so fluorescent glowing in that array of color. You're a beautfiul creature you. Have a great day!

Spider Solitaire

They see a game I see a past time; they see cheating I see a strategy; they see one suit I see a challenger.

Spider solitaire has numbed my mind for many hours during a droning study hall session. It has held my attention when real studying couldn't. It always has a source of entertainment for me, it never judges my procrastination. He encourages it actually. When I look around the auditorium and see other students diligently working I can't help but think that maybe I should begin to blog. Then he murmurs to me, beckoning for my mouse. I just have no control at that point I just have to

Different Ways of Saying Yes

1. Of course
2. Sure
3. Fine
4. If I must
5. Okay
6. Si
7. Oui - French
8. Po - Albanian
9. Yeahhh
10. Mkay
11. Let's do this!

And that's how you accept a Grammy without saying yes.

Lybia

As of recent the United States dropped bombs on Lybia for their leaders antics. I do support what they did, but at the same time I've noticed a few things.

Lybia is in a state of civil war. Why did we step in? Is it America's duty to help a country fighting against itself? Other countries have had civil wars within the past 20 years, but we didn't send our troops in for them. If Lybia is in conflict with itself then America's gas prices will climb by the quarter. I assume this is why America is so responsive in helping rebel forces take down Khaddafy. At the same time we claim we're not trying to kill Khaddafy, yet we've been dropping accurate air strikes adjacent only a few miles from his location. Possibly as a ploy to "warn" him to cool his jets. The rebels speak of raiding his palace and killing him with their bare hands. Is it not possible that we're trying to wear down Khaddafy's wall so that rebels can take him out? There's only one way to find out... visit WikiLeaks.com of course.

Things I hate

I hate when adults comment on students Facebook statuses in an attempt to reconnect to their youth
I hate ugly words
I hate people who call me chief
I hate people who don't tip
I hate Netsweeper
I hate the phrase "it's my treat"
I hate green tea
I hate people who rick roll
I hate this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I hate chirpy dogs
I hate inedible cookies
I hate plastic fruit being used as an accessory
I hate overly sized belt buckles
I hate when people are being paid millions of doll-hairs to screw up our national anthem
I hate the NBA
I really hate the WNBA

I need a break

I need a break! Not a kit-kat either! I really don't find naps all that energizing. Especially those 30 minute to an hour power naps. I hate them so much, I always wake up in a sweat, dazed, and confused. Never really wake up feeling like a million buckas.I would much prefer to suffer from 5:30-6:30 and fall asleep at 8 than stay up until midnight in a tired yet awake phase/mode/mindset.

Another great form of break, vacation. Kicking it back in FL or San Fran Cali style. Just getting away from a place where everyone knows you and going somewhere where you can be whoever you want. Meeting strangers is the best part about the vacation. You can totally lie to random people and be a surgeon from Wisconsin who operates on more cows than people! The possibilities are endless.