Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ooie: What's up with that?

I was walking down the street, right?
Yeahhh man.
And I saw this dog, right?
Yeeeeaahahahah man!
And I said "Hey, what's up dog!" and he responded with "Ooie, what's up with that?" And then I realized he was a talking dog.

One might say it was an eventful day. Others might say a blogful day. Others might be mute. So in dedication to our last blog post ever and my epic walk down memory lane with Superman's dog I'd like to thank the little people. The Smurfs; the seven dwarves; Gary Coleman. They deserve more respect than they get, but I don't care. Moving along, Arnold Schwarzenegger's 5th child has been discovered. When he crawled out of the womb he was quoted saying "I'll be back". Zing! Copyright that and send it to the press we've got a story on our hands ladies and gentlemen.

On a more serious note we should really appreciate all Mr. Brought-in has done for us. .... Duly Appreciated. CHECK.

List of groceries one might buy when pressured by Child Services.
1. Diapers
2. Clothes
3. Milk
4. Food
5. Necessities
6. A patch
7. Some books
8. Not too many books, might look suspicious
9. A Bible
10. Stuff

Ooie: What's up with that?

Random fact: If you shoot yourself you might die.
I said random fact, not interesting fact.

Ooooooie: What's up with that?

Your waitress wants a tip?
Chew before you swallow!

OoOOOOOOooOOoOie: What's up with that?

That's all we have for this year folololololollow my blog next year and maybe just maybe you might like it.








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