To me the best lazy day includes sleeping, Xbox, and a large plate full of cheese crackers. These are all ingredients to the perfect meal. High class dining right there.
Sleeping in is great for a lazy day, because it's about as lazy as it gets. If you have a day of nothing and don't sleep, you're probably doing something which means it's not really a day of nothing. Thus we deem it the "appetizer" for our lazy meal.
The Xbox is where the real meat comes in. It's the main ingredient for a perfect day. Without the Xbox the lazy day is more a snore and bore. With the Xbox it's a snore and score! Buy your very own Xbox today! With absolutely no down payment it's a deal you won't wanna pass up! Thus we shall title it the "entrée". It's a 16oz. steak by the way. Not some dollar menu big mac.
The plate full of cheese crackers is really the icing on the dessert cake. The warm crunch of the cracker combined with the smooth chilled cheese really makes for a nice combination. So we give cheese crackers the honor of "dessert". A fried honey bun with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top.
As you can see the perfect day meal course is really one that can't be topped. Follow those three easy steps and you'll be making a perfect day every day.
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