Best Lazy Day Reasons For One

To me the best lazy day includes sleeping, Xbox, and a large plate full of cheese crackers. These are all ingredients to the perfect meal. High class dining right there.

Sleeping in is great for a lazy day, because it's about as lazy as it gets. If you have a day of nothing and don't sleep, you're probably doing something which means it's not really a day of nothing. Thus we deem it the "appetizer" for our lazy meal.

The Xbox is where the real meat comes in. It's the main ingredient for a perfect day. Without the Xbox the lazy day is more a snore and bore. With the Xbox it's a snore and score! Buy your very own Xbox today! With absolutely no down payment it's a deal you won't wanna pass up! Thus we shall title it the "entrée". It's a 16oz. steak by the way. Not some dollar menu big mac.

The plate full of cheese crackers is really the icing on the dessert cake. The warm crunch of the cracker combined with the smooth chilled cheese really makes for a nice combination. So we give cheese crackers the honor of "dessert". A fried honey bun with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top.

As you can see the perfect day meal course is really one that can't be topped. Follow those three easy steps and you'll be making a perfect day every day.

No no no!

15 ways of saying no, more or less.

1. Absolutely not!
2. Never!
3. Uh-uhhh!
4. I don't think so.
5. You wish.
6. In your dreams.
7. Go away.
9. Leave me alone, Creep.
10. Give me back the picture you took from my bed stand.
11. I'm calling the cops.
12. I can't imagine that being a possibility.
13. Stop it.
14. Please stop.
15. Really guys come on, it's starting to hurt.

Dog Day Dreams?

What do dogs dream of during the day? When the parents are at school and the kids are at work, where does the dog go? Of course he's in the living room, but where does the mind of the dog go? Can dogs think? Humans think in a language. So does that mean since dogs have no language they cannot think? If humans had no form of communication we wouldn't be any where near where we are now. Is language what makes Homo sapiens the most advanced species on the planet? Something as simple as language? English and Chem. are a little more closely related than I previously thought. Assuming such a theorem is correct. Maybe in 10,000 years this will be a popular idea accepted by all. Will I be credited? Maybe Darwin wasn't the first one to theorize evolution. Maybe he was just the more literate.

Today.

Today has definitely been the warmest day in a few months. Shorts and t-shirts were pulled out almost as quickly as the bats and balls. What a wonderful Sunday to top off Valentines day weekend. Speaking of Valentines day the restaurants have been packed wall to wall! My friend and little brother, Andrew, you may remember him from a previous post, went to Red Lobster which was out the door so we said forget it. From there we rushed, and I use the word rush figuratively, because we were jammed in traffic for a rough while, on over to Road House which of course was no better. So, we decided on a simple Denny's breakfast for dinner meal. Let me tell ya those pancakes were quite cash.

Attention

Attention can be anything from a medicine to a poison depending on the dosage and the patient. It always seems to me that the most undeserving people receive the absolute most of it. The recipients range from the local Hometown Hooker to celebrities changing their socks.

Imagine the perfect straight A student who would never hurt a soul. The kind of student every principal wants the entire school to be just like, but never they outstretch their hand of power to pat their back, never a mention on the morning news of another aced test, not even a single congratulations on another 4.0. Now imagine the kid with tattoos that your parents are afraid of that wouldn't even pee on a burning cat. The kind of student every principal wans the entire school to be nothing like, but yet, without realizing, they give this kid the most attention because he does everything wrong. In a few years he may be in the paper for the wrong reason, but lets face it he's still in the paper. More people will know his face and his name than they will the straight A child.

Lindsay Lohan is in the eyes of the media all the time for being a troubled, crack addicted star. Omar Aceves (30), Jarrid L. King (20), Benjamin G. Moore (23), Zainah C. Creamer (28), Evan J. Mooldyk (47), Zachary S. Slamon (21). All these extraordinary men gave their lives on January 12, 2011 while fighting for Lindsay's freedom.

Give credit where credit is due.

Delayed Christmas Poem

It’s Christmas and the different bright colored lights dangle from the Christmas tree

As there’s a pile of presents under the tree and they’re just for me

They’re covered in the bright colors of Christmas wrapping, oh no        

One’s for my sister who doesn’t unwrap the presents but plays in the snow

As I run through the house I smell the sweet aroma of fresh cookies out of the hot oven 

Along with the scent of my piping hot chocolate with extra marshmallows

The sweet smell of peppermint from a red and white striped candy cane     

Don’t forget the sweet odor of ginger bread men o the warm toasty pan                                                                                                                                                               

As the music plays Hark the Harold Angels Sing

And the sound of jingle bells as the droop on the Christmas tree

I hear my feet crunch in the ice cold bleach white snow

I hear my cousin chug his hot chocolate as fast as he can

I wander the house for something sweet

I lick the red stripes off the peppermint candy cane

I taste the flavor of my ginger bread man with extra icing

The sugar of a sugar cookie hits my taste buds and shakes my mouth

Oh boy, Christmas is here, I turn to shred my presents open with the tin foil wrapping

The sticky candy cane has stuck to my hand

I feel the cold crisp air hit my face as I walk outside

Yeah, I feel the excitement of jolly old St.Nick’s return