These are in no particular order, I hate snow in every form equally.
1.) I don't get the privelege of parking in the garage, thus when 5 inches of Snow plummit into Owensboro I'm stuck with the ice scraper. You ever had to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to go scrap it off your car? It's not fun.
2.) Everytime I step in Snow it clings to me like a sickly, stray cat. And no matter how out of the way I try to keep myself from Snow it always manages to cover my torso. Seirously, hop off me, Snow.
3.) Snow is deceiving. He appears to the normal childs eye like a soft blanket of winter wonderland fun, but we, we the intellectual know better than to be deceived by Snow's trickery. Nay. We realize that snow is only fun to play in for about ten minutes, after that your jeans are weighted with the melted remains of winter fun, your wrists unprotected by either your gloves or your sleves become stiff and frozen, and your nose, oh the bitter winds that chill your nose.
Top Reasons Why I Enjoy Snow: No school. The end.
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