Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Different Ways of Saying Yes

1. Of course
2. Sure
3. Fine
4. If I must
5. Okay
6. Si
7. Oui - French
8. Po - Albanian
9. Yeahhh
10. Mkay
11. Let's do this!

And that's how you accept a Grammy without saying yes.

Lybia

As of recent the United States dropped bombs on Lybia for their leaders antics. I do support what they did, but at the same time I've noticed a few things.

Lybia is in a state of civil war. Why did we step in? Is it America's duty to help a country fighting against itself? Other countries have had civil wars within the past 20 years, but we didn't send our troops in for them. If Lybia is in conflict with itself then America's gas prices will climb by the quarter. I assume this is why America is so responsive in helping rebel forces take down Khaddafy. At the same time we claim we're not trying to kill Khaddafy, yet we've been dropping accurate air strikes adjacent only a few miles from his location. Possibly as a ploy to "warn" him to cool his jets. The rebels speak of raiding his palace and killing him with their bare hands. Is it not possible that we're trying to wear down Khaddafy's wall so that rebels can take him out? There's only one way to find out... visit WikiLeaks.com of course.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Things I hate

I hate when adults comment on students Facebook statuses in an attempt to reconnect to their youth
I hate ugly words
I hate people who call me chief
I hate people who don't tip
I hate Netsweeper
I hate the phrase "it's my treat"
I hate green tea
I hate people who rick roll
I hate this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I hate chirpy dogs
I hate inedible cookies
I hate plastic fruit being used as an accessory
I hate overly sized belt buckles
I hate when people are being paid millions of doll-hairs to screw up our national anthem
I hate the NBA
I really hate the WNBA

I need a break

I need a break! Not a kit-kat either! I really don't find naps all that energizing. Especially those 30 minute to an hour power naps. I hate them so much, I always wake up in a sweat, dazed, and confused. Never really wake up feeling like a million buckas.I would much prefer to suffer from 5:30-6:30 and fall asleep at 8 than stay up until midnight in a tired yet awake phase/mode/mindset.

Another great form of break, vacation. Kicking it back in FL or San Fran Cali style. Just getting away from a place where everyone knows you and going somewhere where you can be whoever you want. Meeting strangers is the best part about the vacation. You can totally lie to random people and be a surgeon from Wisconsin who operates on more cows than people! The possibilities are endless.

Monday, March 14, 2011

If I had the time

If I had the time. If I had the time of a Summer's day I would gather approximately 3 family sized boxes of Lucky Charms. With such an adventure ahead I would have no choice but to leave my car in Walmart's parking lot and skip all the way home. Once arrived home I will bid my mother a good afternoon, bathe, and collect my tools for the ultimate breakfast. 1 XL bowl 1 smaller bowl yet still rather large 1 regular sized eating cereal bowl

First open 1 box and pull out the wrapping containing the cereal
Second begin to separate the disgusting brow pieces and the fluffy lovable marshmallows into different bowls. The larger bowl belongs to the disgusting brown pieces where the smaller bowl yet still rather large will contain the marshmallows.
Third repeat steps 1 and 2 for all the cereal boxes
Fourth put all the marshmallows into a regular cereal bowl and devour for the ultimate cavity.
?????
Profit.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Japan's Struggle for Survival

As if you weren't already aware Japan's Earthquake has emberrassed America's Katrina. With an unforgiving 8.9 richter scale rocking the teeny tiny island. It has killed, on record, 300 plus citizens of this prepared country. The Earthquake started in the Ring of Fire and like a ripple effect spread a 23-foot tsunami to wipe away the country of Japan. It washed away cars, trains, bridges, and even planes! The minor after shock alone reached into the 6.0 on the scale!

Countries are the overview of effect. The entire Easter Coast of Asia & Western Coast of North & South America. Japan's economy is the struggling wolf in a pack of protective beasts. With Japan's economy crippled so will the rest of the world's.

There is no other way to describe this situation other than an epic devistation. The magnitude of this earthquake won't be understood until years to come, and to think that I lived through it...

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