Friday, October 29, 2010

What I see

Today is October 29th I am sitting in your room and your on your computer, we're all in a circle with some chairs in the middle. I see a red brick wall with a board full of Beowulf and TEW2G lots of neat things up there like pretty pictures. I also see a Sleepy Hallow movie poster with the slogan "Heads Will Roll" I saw that movie and enjoyed it as well. There are several purple books as well, I mean several. Welp, time to go bye!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

STOP!

One year when I was a young'n my mother ever so delightfully dressed me up as a stoplight! Although I was scratching at the suit all night I have to admit, I was pretty darn adorable. I specifically remember that Halloween, because it was the year my older brother was a ninja turtle, my little brother was a skunk, and my little sister was your stereotypical princess. Could you imagine giving candy to a clan of Ninja Skunk Light Princesses? We were so unstopable that year, which made it the most candy filled Halloween ever.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Ode to Chili

Chili has never wronged me, never left me in tears, in fact he's done everything in his power to cure me of my tears. Oh Chili how you are always there for me on those brisk winter evenings with your steaming sauce which is evened out by my never ending love for those cool crisp saltines. Oh yes Chili you are a friend to me, and shall always have a place in both my heart and my stomach.

Scary Movies

A scary movie that really terrified me was The Hills Have eyes and I think it was so scary because of the unsureness of it all. The fact that nothing's ever really explained other than it's a government business trip into this Afghan-like hills. The movies special effects only set the mood even more. For example the make up for the mutated men was phenomenal. Along side their acting which was equally up to par, if not birdie. This movie easily kept me up all night thus rendering me unable to do my homework assignments for the next day.

Ghost Stories

My Uncle Kevin used to know a lady who claimed that her house was haunted by a woman who resembled Maryln Monroe in red high heels, but he of course refused to believe her. So she truely insisted that he should spend just one mesely evening in her supposed haunted home. And of course he felt the need to prove his testosterone and accept the challenge. When he arrived that afternoon nothing was really out of place, the hard wood floor wasn't creaky like the movies portray it to be, no walls were stained with blood of any victims, everything was really contemporary. He set down his things and sat around with the home owner until around 10 o' clock when they decided to go to bed. He laid in bed for a good hour unable to sleep so he lay wide eyed staring into the parallel door that lead into the hallway. His ears picked up a noise, a faint, extremely faint, noise, almost impossible to hear over the ticking gradfather clock down the end of the hall. It sounded like staletos marching on hardwood as though it was a cat walk. The noise continually grew louder and louder until it sounded just outside his bed room, as tiny sweat beeds ran down his forehead he waited quietly for an image to swiftly walk by his door. Surely enough the infamous Maryln Monroe look alike swept by unaware of his presence at all. The clanking of the shoes stopped as soon as she'd passed, with no more noise or distraction he finally managed to fall asleep. A sudden jolt! He'd woken himself up and checked his watch which read 2:24 A.M. After two anxious hours of sleep he lay in bed in a fury of sweat, which is very uncommon. During his insomnia he felt a sudden cold chill rush by him, frozen in fear he felt as though someone was crawling over him to get into bed with him? He swiftly jerked his head over to see the imprint of someone lying in bed with him! He leaped from his bed, grabbed his duffel bag, and got out of the now confirmed haunted house within a moments time.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Halloween

Halloween is one of the most celebrated holidays between my family. My Uncle Sam goes all out every year, and even opens up a haunted trail at Diamond Lake to further celebrate the event. Last year I had the honor of participating in his haunted trail as the infamous clown. Although Bozo and I were two very different categories of entertainment. Bozo being light hearted and enjoyable, while I on the other hand was scary, intimidating, and all around in yo' face homeboy. Well the buzzer just rang gtg lol bye